Artist Statement: "High Command selected the brightest kids from the Animal Boy Scouts for this special mission - navigating into a target. Things have advanced since Chi Chi and Clyde begin testing this tactic months ago.
The Operator carefully monitors the launch process and manually inspects every part of the rocket before liftoff.
Candidates are all also numbered and there is no mistake or confusion as to who is next.
It was suggested that the pilot try to eject prior to impact. However, no information about casualty rates is available at this time."
Artist Statement: Mr. Fluffybanks couldn't believe that his girlfriend of 3 weeks (about 5 months in dog years) left him for a Navy officer. His only consolation was looking at the bottom of beer cans and liquor bottels from the inside. Unfortunately, on this day the human Air force decided to send a lone fighter to bomb a key strategic site.